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KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.14/5

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boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks b*** in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's b*** and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


HAPPY VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

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Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm
well said !


IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

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AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them


TAGS: old people eddings funerals poke
Rating: 4.71/5

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gas - February 13, 2012, 2:23 pm
aaand fav'd
motinet - February 4, 2012, 9:42 am

LOL - brilliant!
Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:07 pm

lol5...i gotta try that
Budog - September 20, 2011, 3:25 pm
My lesbian sister-in-law loves this one... LOL
mariand - September 20, 2011, 10:08 am
LOL...dude, it's only me who notice a lack of respect for the elder5?


WAR - it's hell




ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

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suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am
This is one of the best


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!


TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

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Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer a**es you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm
OUTSTANDING POSTER! I gave you a 5 PLUS! ROCK ON!


A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are ***y as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral


TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


KIDS - Say the darndest things


TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are f***ed up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


TAGS: politics congress obama president hateful vicious liberals
Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get sh** if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind f*** posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release b***on springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


In Refrigerator -


TAGS: refrigerator
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - May 23, 2013, 10:51 am
i just get a real kick outta this one...and keep trying to vote. good'n here PaPa
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 8:00 pm
Now that's funny.


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

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MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


SOLITUDE - Let me enjoy my solitude the way it was made to be enjoyed, alone. And take your camera too!




The general Lee as a baby -


TAGS: generallee car 01
Rating: 4.59/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or b***er Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!


U.S.S. ARIZONA - let us not forget those who gave everything for freedom against tyranny and oppression


TAGS: arizona peral harbor memorial hawaii
Rating: 4.46/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 8:20 pm
Yes the MEXICANS
Shottyz - December 8, 2010, 6:15 am
5 Salutes


Evolution -


TAGS: general ackbar precursor
Rating: 4.35/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:12 pm
5Lol'd it thanks for the laugh.


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


SACRIFICE - Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.


TAGS: sacrifice rememberance
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:25 pm

wonderful


DIGITAL SLR CAKE - Now you can have your camera and eat it too


TAGS: digital slr camera cake eat
Rating: 4.12/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 3:53 am
It says Nikon, but it could be a confectionery knock off...
ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:29 pm
lmao @ Merlyn
MerlynLeRoy - August 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
The cake is a Leica?


FUNERAL FOR SURE -




BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

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taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


THE JOY OF YOUTH -


TAGS: refrigerator light
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - October 7, 2011, 4:38 am
oh yeah...it's like has been yesterday


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.




TO THOSE WHO MADE IT HOME -


TAGS: veterans life survival war win
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - January 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
true dat


STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.


TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: obama politics retards liberals democrats dumb stupid
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
Still not seeing it, really. But at least now I know that "glee" rhymes with "free". But why you'd ever want it to, is beyond me. Still think this poster is quite funny.
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:20 am
..to his government for free!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:19 am
Well done Sean. The “Ski” was a left handed compliment that you didn’t see. Of course you were to busy digging a hole (in the permafrost) for your poopy and pee! Get indoor plumbing I shouted with glee. But alas, he could not because he gave it all
TheTrashHeap - June 19, 2009, 12:58 am
OH YEAH!!!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Oh, and the Kool-Aid thing was a parody of the Anti-Liberal chant -- too dumb to be aimed at anyone, really.
Sean. - June 19, 2009, 12:02 am
I added "ski" after you did. So, you started it! You were the first to ski down that hill.
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 11:34 pm
Facts are facts Seanski...and I just love the name calling, keep bringing that to the game!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
DUH!!!! Everyone knows that pumpkins don't reach the masses like a motifake does!!! Now, if you're talkin' Peeps... solid medium.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
So, BoneCDski, yer saying the tags are inspired? As in wonderfully creative? No wonder agdaniele can't stop at twelve ... yer killin' him! Now run along an' hollow out yer pumpkin so it'll hold yer quart of Kool-Aid (actually, Flavor Aid)
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:28 pm
then if we wouldn't had enacted the package! I'm still praying that it works...but I know d*** well it won't!!!
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not really Seanski! They have been tracking the Data for unemployment, and using the chart that Obama used to show future unemployment with and without the mighty stimulus package (that which he used to sell the masses his McPackage), we far worse off....
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:25 pm
lol, silly dumbocrat.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
The tags are uninspried, though.
Culos - June 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
Contradictio in Terminis
Sean - June 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
This is great. Wonderful delivery. 5.


ON THE 11TH HOUR -




OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.




MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: airman seaman soldier troop grunt respect veteran
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 3:13 pm
This is great! 5L
Debkins - November 10, 2010, 7:55 am
Wow! Sad but true. Thank you for creating
lesterinside - June 4, 2010, 5:18 am
That's sad. Nice Aggy
TheGrayFox - June 2, 2010, 10:41 am
This is so great i will comment again.
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
just thought asbout that.. the poster doesn't fall a bit short.. the term Well Done does.. how about Amsome.. that's better
Airman - June 1, 2010, 3:57 pm
well done falls a bit short
Mongo - June 1, 2010, 9:09 am
Like this....would like to think he's just camping.
PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:00 am
This is awesome 5L!!
wampyre - June 1, 2010, 8:18 am
FIVE UBER MUFASAS ! ! ! You are a witty one and i shall stand with you.
forseti - June 1, 2010, 3:34 am
i saw much more war crimes during war than after. Anyway: If any country in the world forces people to fight, it's the godd*** duty to take care for these people after such inhuman torture. may mankind learn from mistakes! 5 dovish lions
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:41 pm
I'm glad that this hit people in the same place that it came from in me. I know too many who are in poor positions. The only war crimes I see are after war. God bless all who serve... whoever your God may be.
LoveForLife - May 31, 2010, 8:03 pm
And, our men and women (some still babies) STILL go to war and still enlist!! That shows the true beauty of mankind. Our hope and faith and dedication never dies! And, our country should be ashamed!!
Bob D. Sailor - May 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
This poster is like a bullet to the heart. It hits home everytime.
Sean - May 31, 2010, 2:29 pm
Great. I would have said that sooner but I have had login problems -- though when I put it like that, it sounds kinda nasty.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:58 am
In the best possible sense.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:57 am
Monster.
TheGrayFox - May 31, 2010, 7:22 am
sweet man! 5 pissed lions.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
A shack by the river...how did it come to this? 5 angry lions
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
Excellent job bro...this is why we need a 6L option
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 11:43 pm
I love it. I have 4 relatives who were vietnam vets and one who was in korea. I'm enlisted myself, shipping off in a little over a month. Now that I've given you my life story, lets give this poster a 5!
rerun - May 30, 2010, 10:26 pm

perfection
gil - May 30, 2010, 1:35 pm
I have forwarded this to my father and father-in-law, who are both Vietnam Vets. They will appreciate this more than I can. Just Excellent.
Krissie - May 30, 2010, 11:09 am
I've seen plenty posters here, in magazines...but NOTHING like this for remembering our veterans, that are home, but yet NOT "home". 5L's.
mongobonecrusher - May 30, 2010, 1:51 am
that vet lives just down the way from me in the field. my sister has left food for him
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:48 am
Well done. Too true.


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!


TAGS: jerry maguire tom cruise moderators
Rating: 3.44/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice! I lol'd. 5 for you!
CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 10:22 am
Ha, I figured people would either love it or hate it but I saw it as a no brainer =D
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:11 am
you're all over it like gravy on bisquits. 5L
Cyrenius - April 14, 2010, 8:08 am
This is great 5l


SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


COLLATERAL DAMAGE -


TAGS: ptsd veteran war wounded poster
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 12:56 am

You can always tell when I post a comment from my phone. Invariably double, triple, or quadruple posts.
mizzdizz - January 27, 2016, 12:53 am
Too true, and there's nothing worse than being bored! Nice triple post, by the way! Good job! LOL!
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 10:15 am

It's the nature of things. What a boring place the world would be if everyone's opinions matched.
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:09 am
Someone who's been in the trenches and sees it as anti-war instead of a look at the tragedy? I'm just guessing here. I actually don't know. Nice honest look at the dark side of an unfortunately necessary evil IgV. 5L from a disabled vet. Good job.
lgvernon - January 26, 2016, 2:04 am

No idea, Gary. They didn't bother to leave a comment.
GaryO - January 26, 2016, 1:49 am
Why would anyone in their right mind 1L this...wait, I have the answer


Our Generation -


TAGS: 2015 legacy generation peace war
Rating: 4.25/5

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mizzdizz - December 29, 2014, 11:57 am
Pop the cork and lift the glass to that!


SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.


TAGS: liberals obama miss california hypocrisy
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bah - October 23, 2009, 12:27 pm
This is a prime example of why I hope things will change for the better over the coming decades. As larger sections of the voting population become internet savvy, hypocrisy will be harder and harder to get away with. Here's to the future!
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:44 am
Jack, why does it matter who the people are? I thought we were all equal in the US. The point is that the very same statement was viciously attacked by the left when she said it and ignored when the leftist presidential candidate said it. True hypocrisy.
jackson - September 19, 2009, 12:32 pm
uh maybe cos hes the f***in president and shes a beauty bimbo?
Zed - September 5, 2009, 2:40 am
Claire, try "a$sa$sinated"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:20 am
I had May on the teaser card.
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:10 am
OK, seriously? I can't say, "assassinated?!"
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:09 am
I'm surprised he hasn't been a**assinated yet by some neo-nazi.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:40 am
Mr. Random, thanks for chiming in. You are right on the money. Neither side is perfect but Hollywood and major media outlets believe the POTUS is. The Newsweek editor called Obama God. That is scary and is too close to state run media for my taste.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:53 pm
, too many people are simply stupid or ignorant and neither side is flawless.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:52 pm
Despite my own liberal views, I agree wholeheartedly with this, and would also like to bring up that there are way too many uninformed on this, Hollywood being a prime example. I recall Sean Penn mentioning new hope for g** marriage with Obama in office
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:53 pm
I'd just like to add that... holy smokes she h**.
LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:47 pm
Back to Sean, I mean Charlie - can I be Bosley?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:32 am
Sean, your a weird guy. Funny but weird. Haar, fair points but I'm not sure I agree that Wilson was that intelligent.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:26 am
I don't believe that the party hacks nominate intelligent people. I do believe they nominate people who are pliable & charismatic. Coalition builders. I also believe the last POTUS with any real intelligence was Wilson, but he couldn't build a coa
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:24 am
So the message gets diluted in the party rhetoric at some point, and these guys are no more than party mouthpieces. If I seem disillusioned, I am. I think I have reason to be, having known some of these guys for forever, and watching them change.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:19 am
Congressman. I had the honor of having breakfast with the current governor in 2000 the morning after he lost his race for the senate. I've seen every one of these guys become a polished, non-committal politico. It's unfortunate, but it's the system.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:16 am
My only real position is that the political arena has become dominated by speech writers who excel at making no commitments and the television personalities. Grooming. I saw it in the last 3 governors in my state, the last 3 elected senators, and my
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:04 am
But I took the Angels away from all of that. They work for me now, and my name is Charlie. *cue really cool 70's music*
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:03 am
WTFO wrote: "They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. " ...
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:01 am
BTW, Haar. While Pres Bush was a poor speaker (to be honest Obama is a poor speaker too, but a good reader) the last POTUS was not dumb as you suggest. His policies kept this nation safe from a 2nd attack. How about a little gratitude or r u that hateful?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:59 am
was intentional so they could use it in the campaign in 2008. Dems were on the take from Fannie Mae (Dodd, Clinton, Kerry and yes Obama too). They have jammed their socialist agenda right up Lady Liberty's a** and our kids are going to pay the bills.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:57 am
they went wild on earmark spending and tied them to projects Pres Bush had to sign (like GWOT spending bills). They also ignored the pending housing and banking market crash that they were warned about by Bush and McCain. I wouldn't be surprised if that
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:55 am
...and military that Clinton underfunded for 8 years). Also he fought 2 wars to remove the Taliban and the evil dictator Saddam. Also, they had to build DHS. From 2007-2008 the Dems held Congress (by lying and demonizing Bush versus any real position) and
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:54 am
They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. 2001-2006 the Reps spent a lot of tax dollars (partly to rebuild the CIA & milit
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:41 pm
For example will it be on Dec 15, 2009, that the Dems in power will say, "From now on it's us," or will the continue to pass the buck?
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:39 pm
Can a Dem or Lib tell me what the official date will be when you can quit blaming Rep and Bush for the current mess? By current, I mean any given moment, as opposed to the financial mess of late 2007-2009.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:21 pm
Much like the current economic woes, though the Republicans had the presidency, they have found a way to avoid responsibility by blaming the Democrats in Congress. Creative, if not entirely accurate. Feh. Responsibility and facts, who needs them?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
Meaning, the Republicans will find another breathing Homer Simpson and win. There is no middle, there is only the whimpering right and the sniveling left. And their followers, NONE of whom claim responsibility.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:14 pm
Fortunately for the Republican Party, Americans have such short attention spans. They'll have forgotten about Bush by 2012. In the 2008 election, the Dems could have put up Britney Spears and won handily. Same thing next election.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:59 pm
were treated this past election. The Democrats/Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nut jobs. Fortunatley they are doing such a piss poor job that I doubt there will be a second term. Probably a number of terms before a Dem wins again.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
current situation with SotoMayor it is great her long road of struggle but it wasn't convenient to point it out for a recent republican appointee (I forget his name) who had a much more storied past it never got mentioned. Never mind the way the women
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
This is about as accurate as you can get in an example of what is going on with the majority of the media and it's Leftist influence. They think it is great when it is to their convenience and horrible when someone else says something. Just look at the
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:47 am
I agree with you, Sean. She was sincere and respectful of those who disagree with her position. She didn't deserve the abuse. I still find it strange that those same attackers are silent on the fact that Pres Obama holds the same belief.
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Just saw her actual quote. She deserved better than to be used or abused as media fodder. Her answer, which I happen to disagree with strongly, was heartfelt and sincere. She even expressed her honest answer with genuine sensitivity.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:15 pm
exact sentiment expressed by any Dem, in this case the Pres, is largely ignored. I think the Far-Left Loons are vicious hate-mongering attack dogs. This was in no way an attack on BHO and shouldn't be viewed as such.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
I think he came out of the closet already, but that's neither here nor there. This was intended to point out how this poor woman was brutally attacked for stating the majority opinion in her state (Prop 8) as well as the opinion of BHO, while when the
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Maybe I'm just being b****y (sobriety does that to me), but with a closet Marxist in the White House, it just seems that you've got bigger fish to fry.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Sean, I'm not sure I'm tracking on what your talking about.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Almost forgot, thanks Sil.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Really? No point too small then, eh?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Sean, I put together the pics. So yea, I can believe it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Marduke. Are you completely stupid?? They both have the same position on the topic. One has power to set policy but not an utter from the liberal loons. The other has no power and she was viciously attacked by dumbasses like you.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 2:16 pm
Can you believe someone actually put together the original pic?
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 2:04 pm
Let's see comparing the two comments where 1 has only made minimal statements and the other has talked at length about what he feels personally as well as what he supports as POTUS, yeah that's the same, you betcha. Conservative stupidity strikes again...
Sil - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Well said-or written in this case.


MAJOR CLARK GABLE - Made 42 Movies, won the Academy Award in 1935. THEN joined the Air Force and flew combat missions over Nazi Germany. That's a Leading Man.


TAGS: wwii veteran air force
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:33 pm
Hey! There was no "Air Force" back then! There was the Army Air Corps.
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:32 pm
Oops. I thought he was tail-gunner in a Navy Privateer. (B-24 variant)


OPERA - It's not just for people anymore.




KEEP THE CHANGE -


TAGS: obama change liberal pelosi
Rating: 3.14/5

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Vegan - February 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
All new political "Fakes" posted on Politifakes.org
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Please take all political talk over to our sister site - politifake.org - thank you!
Chillax - December 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
Looking back as the health care "debate", cap and trade, etc... deals cut behind closed doors in a completely partisan manner (e.g., what happened to the transparency promised by Obama), do you still believe he has lived up to the change he promised?
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No problem with learning, I do it every day but we cannot completely abandon common sense like the govt has done. Nor can we ignore the basic principles that this nation was founded on. Politicians took an oath to protect the Constitution not destroy it.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Change does involve learning - and this may prove to be too hard for some.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
With you ignorant attacks on others for simply having a different opinion, it looks like you're puking all over this site.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:26 pm
Dip****s like you make me laugh so hard I almost puke.


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: perseverance storm
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greeny - February 26, 2014, 7:50 pm
What a great poster
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:27 pm
Beautiful. *wipes tear* Backdoor lightning shenanigans ... one of life's little pick-me-ups, so to speak.


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


NOT TO BRAG BUT - I cooked my own breakfast this morning...




ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

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Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm
Semper Fi'


2012 - The Mayans had it wrong. They did not foresee the ascencion of... AGDANIELE


TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 1:31 am
LOL... we'll never make it to 2012!


JOHN STUART MILL -


TAGS: liberals conservatives stupid people
Rating: 3.26/5

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john stuart mill - June 5, 2009, 5:45 am
know wut ? did it for the lulz ;)
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:06 am
My last comment was taken incorrectly, or I wasn't clearer. You have condemnded comments advocating harm to the POTUS, but you'll follow the right wherever they lead you, whether they are incorrect or not. Makes you and I sheep of two different flocks.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:24 am
I've never made comments advocating harm to the POTUS, don't lie. Also, if you stop bleating, I'll stop calling you a sheep.
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 10:21 am
You've made comments condemning harm to the POTUS, but that's about all I've seen. Socialist, sheep, how about you come up with something fresh. Every time you spout baa, baa, baa I get the urge to watch Black Sheep Squadron.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:00 am
I have sounded off against personal attacks against BHO as well as Bush, I have also stood against the first TARP. As usual your rants are incorrect and useless, Marduke. All you write is blah, blah, blah and baa, baa, baa. Run along little sheep.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
...always come to mind. Not once have I heard you condemn anyone from the right for anything that's been said. It's always the cry of "those nasty liberals were mean to me" argument that you constantly spew, all you do is sound like a sad sad little man.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
conservative viewpoint on everyone else. God forbid, if someone disagrees then they must be socialist, or whatever is your new catchword of the day. Whenever we clash the quote "Fascism will come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"...
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
...thought is laughable. Other than your service to country, I have enough mental capacity left to know that there are few if any qualities you have that I would admire or even want to try and emmulate. You are constanly trying to force feed the warped..
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
I don't hate those who disagree with me. I've had plenty of civil discussions with others here as well as backed up a couple who politically I am in disagreement with. Your a**ertion that I'm a socialist because I don't adhere to your strict way of...
BuZZbomb - April 15, 2009, 10:58 pm
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
how weak and pathetic your mind is. Since you've "gotten older" maybe it's time to see your doctor to a**ess your mental capacity. Your blind hatred of those who disagree with you and unwaivering support for socialism makes me concerned.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:12 pm
I attack positions, you and your ilk subscribe to personal attacks. Now to be fair, when attacked personnally, I respond in kind. The fact that you base your left positions on people you don't like versus basing positions of logic and evidence just shows
Marduke - April 15, 2009, 11:17 am
You seem to do plenty of attacking on your own blinded by your own partinsanship. But I should at least thank you, it's been fun loving guys like you that have pushed me further left as I've gotten older. And I'm still upset we can't be buddies.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
while you're content with lashing out blindly and saying "they are doing it too!" Truly pathetic. Enjoy your rationalizations because if you ever let go of them you may realize how baseless and weak your positions really are.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:57 pm
Go ahead with your usual tactic of justifying bad behavior by pointing elsewhere, Marduke. A true liberal through and through by never taking responsibility or being held accountable. I condemn all irrational attacks regardless of the side it comes from..
Marduke - April 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Don't forget that conservatives have been walking on water since before Christ and no righty would ever lash out with character attacks and half truths. Nope that would never ever happen in the really real world. Glad you cleared that up.
WTFO - April 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
This quote proves something I was no aware of. Even in the 1800s, liberals were vicious character a**assins who lashed out without logic or intelligence against those who disagreed with them.
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
J.S. Mill is a joke, kinda like ron's wanna-be art.
Elder God Douchebag - March 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
..Maybe.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
Derek - "And look were that's got you Mark." You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to try to be nice here and just ask; Do you think that the US would have been better off staying part of England?
Culos - March 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
The way your economy is going you'll soon have to do that to keep warm....:-))))
Derek - March 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
And look were that's got you Mark. Next you'll be advocating burning books ;-)
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Boo...Hisss! Most of us stopped listening to what the British had to say back in 1776. Nice new logo Ron.
Sean - February 20, 2009, 11:29 am
Good thing he never said anything about libertarians (like me), I suspect that he would have used the words "wing nut" in his quip. Nice poster.


2010 -


TAGS: 2010 conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.21/5

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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


GERMANS - Not everything they do makes sense!


TAGS: obama supporter g** liberal
Rating: 2.53/5

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Vinnie - August 9, 2008, 3:56 pm
But still looks pretty cool :D


2012 - The clock is ticking . . .


TAGS: obama sarah palin democrats republicans liberals 2012
Rating: 2.22/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:40 am
Thanks LD, nothing wrong with the guy having a palin fantasy. Lots of people that wouldn't mind grudge . . . nvm. :)
Sean - November 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Dammit LD, I feel so stupid now. Thanks for not sending me a PM pointing that out.
LogicDude - November 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
Having a shoe fetish is nothing to ashamed of - and Obama is JUST A MAN DAMMIT! A man who likes a nice black leather spike heel to the forehead...
Sean - November 14, 2009, 6:25 pm
Nothing racist going on here. Move along folks.
alohadude - November 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
you shouldn't write a book until you actually read one
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 4:45 pm
This is low... even for you.


19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

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HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery


TAGS: clown operation
Rating: 2.96/5
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 12:12 pm
Woah, MWLF, your list of aliases just twisted my mind inside out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 29, 2008, 12:05 pm
It's that band, Crazy Surgical Clown Squad, or was it Harlequin Group of Dubious Sanity?
MFWLR - December 29, 2008, 12:04 pm
http://www.nsfwmotifake.com/index.php?start=3327
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 11:55 am
Oh, Holy Mother of f***!


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


LINE OF DUTY -


TAGS: duty veterans vietnam military
Rating: 3.67/5

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indecorum - September 10, 2013, 5:02 am
Gotta love Yanks, while they're protecting their freedoms through foreign occupation, their politicians take their liberties away with the patriot act
Krissie - July 19, 2009, 11:23 am
EXCELLENT!
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:17 am
witnessed during the 90s. In the 90s, some joined for selfish purposes (GI bill, medical, etc.). Now the driving force is to protect this nation. I tip my hat to those I serve with and thank citizens who support us. Thanks, Ron and everyone you represent.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:14 am
respect for those young men and women who joined the service after 9-11. They raised their hands and swore an oath knowing they were going to war. There is a level of patriotism and willingness to fight within the military right now that surpasses what I
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 2:12 am
Hell of a poster, Ron. Always good sparring with you on the topics and trading sh**s back and forth. Remember, I'm not alone. I'm honored to be among the less than 1% of the population that protects the freedoms for the remaining 99%. I have the utmost
RON - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
I for one do appreciate WTFO...doing the best he can for his country...thank you WTFO. Even though we may disagree on many topics...do not disagree on our love for our country!


JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.


TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is h**! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the d*** snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and ***ism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.


DIVINE INTERVENTION - What about the sour cream?


TAGS: jesus operation
Rating: 4.04/5

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Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 5:37 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-Ocaxlk1Y&feature=related
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 4:41 am
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 XD ... Follow the link to see heart replaced with baked potato (joke)...
maoworks2 - March 18, 2012, 10:20 am
Very Funny Good For THe Morning LOL 5L


CHE CHE! - The revolution will be televised, then dubbed, then fan-subbed, and available as a 30 volume manga.


TAGS: manga anime humor che guevera communism
Rating: 2.77/5

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TigerKid - March 6, 2009, 9:02 am
Desu?
Nenja - December 3, 2008, 9:43 am
O_O Wow.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 21, 2008, 1:55 am
I have to confess I stole the idea, but I totally redid the image as the one I saw was too low res for my tastes.


HYPOCRITES -




L E V E R A G E - In these sad economic times sometimes keeping your job requires Leverage


TAGS: leverage
Rating: 4.64/5

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Thedewd - July 27, 2017, 5:23 am
Thomas Haden Church was the actor who was nominated for an Oscar for playing Jack in Sideways.
Zealot - October 4, 2010, 3:07 pm
nice
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:08 pm

thnx heap, with that info i bumped his score up to a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thomas Haden Church was the actor who played Lowell on the TV series "Wings"


LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass sh**gun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


MISSED YOUR LATTE -


TAGS: depression era family
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 pm

It's very sad. It's great that we've come so far from those terrible days, but we've also come so far we've forgotten what it's really like to be completely 'without'.
maoworks2 - February 27, 2012, 10:25 am
Sad !


HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.




AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer


TAGS: liberals democrats climate congress funny
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:11 pm
Best way for a more accurate temperature reading.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
Very nice, comment. Made me laugh, thanks.
Narutarded - March 13, 2009, 10:49 am
The planet has a fever, and the only cure is... MORE COWBELL!!!


SORE LOSERS... - MotiFake Moderators are.


TAGS: moderators
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
5L
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:20 pm
Sore losers... with a banhammer. Another anti-mod poster from you, and OMG... I'll kill kenny.


WE ALWAYS NEED AN INTERSECTION BETWEEN POOR AND RICH PEOPLE -


TAGS: poor rich average
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - January 2, 2012, 8:45 pm
If only it were the 99%


Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


PRO CHOICE LIBERALS - They're for abortion because they don't want any competition while they whine, cry and pitch fits.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama congress war iraq baby abortion
Rating: 3.16/5

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Hector - June 30, 2009, 11:54 am
Looks like my Republican father-in-law after he lost the bet on the presidential election. I had to call the WAAAHMBULANCE.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
Dude, I think they have pills for that. Take a few of those and you'll be able to hammer nails with your avatar.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:03 am
My avatar IS NOT IMPOTENT! This kind of happens to all avatars every once in a while...or at least that is what Mrs. LogicDude's avatar told me...
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:52 am
Wow, LD. I thought stepping into NSFW Motifake just made you blind. I didn't know it could make your avatar impotent too.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 10:56 am
*Steps in to explain Avatars* On Motifake your avatar will appear with your comments; however, if you're naughty and step into NSFW Motifake, your avatar will NOT appear with your comments, even those made on SFW posters. Thank you and good day!
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:43 am
Ciao.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow...that is commitment. I have to go now. I have a workman coming over soon and need to prep the area for him. Catch ya all later.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Oh, and thanks Mark.... it's not enough that I am a closet grammar and spelling nazi, but also an anti-tunnel elitist. Now, I'm getting an itch over anonymous postings that is hard to ignore.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:38 am
Agreed. I'm an ex-tunneler myself... and although it's against my religion, I went back and voted on my own tunnels.... 1L each. How's THAT for commitment?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:37 am
I think Hector slipped into the wrong poster.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:36 am
agdaniele - I was just kidding about the vote stacking but not about the tunnels. I'd rather see someone take the picture and make a new poster.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:35 am
Hector, I'm not sure I'm reading that properly... is that a pro stem-cell comment?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:33 am
The thought had crossed my mind to start pummeling tunnels. However, I like this site and despise the vote stacking. Then again, I'm italian.
Hector - April 6, 2009, 10:32 am
When the American Taliban gets mad, we laugh. When they laugh, we wonder why.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:29 am
New IP address???? You mean you can vote again??? All 5's for Ron and 1's for Timmy and Tunnels?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:27 am
I really can't figure it out... unless my IP address is dancing around drunk. It's annoying at best.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:24 am
I'd like to report a theft. Someone stole agdaniele's avatar. Did you slip off the internet or something?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:22 am
There's no flaw in that. I couldn't think of a better reason.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:20 am
I'm afraid that I'm for stem cell research for selfish reasons. I'm not getting any younger and when I die I think I might be dead for a long time. I therefore want to live and enjoy my retirement for a long time. I want to have great great grandchildren.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:11 am
On the other hand, the research must take it's course... and for now, it seems less promising than was touted. Then again, screwing with things on a cellular level can open up a whole new bag of mutation and birth defects.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:06 am
Again, I agree with the late-term abortion ban unless the mother's uterus is cut out as well. That was a practice of gaining stem-cell, yes... but in science's defense, they weren't promoting late-term abortion. Nowadays, there's no need for it.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 10:04 am
Clumps of bone, skin and hair in the middle of the brain is "a little freaky"? Heh.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:03 am
I agree that more research is required and I don't have a problem with petri dish growing and harvesting of embryonic stem cells. I get a little sad though when it comes to harvesting aborted fetus stem cells. That's also a slope with a lot of grease.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am
Most right-wing republicans are anti stem-cell, because the 'embryo' = abortion issue was inaccurate and exaggerated. I can argue politics at times, but never religion.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Ok, just read it. I'm all for stem cell research. It needs to be monitored, but it's a huge step for medical science.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:56 am
If you read the article you might agree with him about how adult stem cell research shows more promise.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:55 am
Example 2 was a little freaky "...fetal tissue was used to try to treat a human Parkinson’s patient, the tissue killed the patient by forming clumps of bone, skin and hair in the middle of his brain."
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:55 am
I did not. It makes me nervous when I agree with WTFO's POV too much.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank You sir...I tried to be accurate. Did anyone else read that article that WTFO cited last night?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:53 am
Confused? You won't be after this eposide of..... Soap.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:52 am
Not at all, Mark. I'm just channeling the morning coffee, and realizing (after the point) that you'd explained everything perfectly. Great capsulization... TV Guide style!
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:49 am
...research and anti-embryonic stem cell research. The is also the under tone of coming to the middle politically by thinking for ones self and not strictly following a political platform. Ooops I see that I've incorrectly stated agdaniele's position.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am
I used to be, but Ms. Octuplets in CA has made me rethink the position.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:47 am
And a half-click is too far. Now that you've announced it to Porc, I'm pretty sure I'm standing right on that 'bouncing betty'
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:46 am
...of women who abuse abortions. WTFO and I are OK with abortions for medical reasons other than birth control and in case of ra**. HtD just seems to hate babies. The conversation then morphed to stem cell research with WTFO being pro adult stem cell...
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:44 am
That's not completely accurate. It's conditional. I'm very pro-choice as far as abortion goes, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:42 am
Porcelina - In a nut shell, we were having a discussion regarding abortion and everyone seems to be coming a little closer to the middle of the road on the issue with the exception of agdaniele who is just about a half a click off of forced sterilization
Porcelina - April 6, 2009, 8:26 am
f***it. TL;DR. Summary, please?
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 12:56 am
He would call me a Libertarian. Which in the long run is probably true by todays standard ( less government, more fiscal responsibility, etc etc)
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 12:53 am
When I was young I was labeled as a Republican. Then the religious right stole my party and now I am labeled as a Moderate Republican with Fiscally Conservative views. But, if my Father was still around...
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:42 am
The only reason I can never side the conservative republicans is solely based on the amount of influence that religion has on their policies. Family values, absolutely... but to push for laws based on their agenda? Unacceptable.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:40 am
My advice to all is just ride the wave. Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative.... they all need each other in order to make things work. Democrats create deficiencies that Republicans fix, and vice-versa.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:36 am
I find it odd that crying babies make you tired. They make me angry. And I fully agree Agdaniele. That's partly why this nice discussion hasn't been reduced to a flame war.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I'd like to take a moment to express gratitude in the fact that religion hasn't been brought into this discussion.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:29 am
Looking at this crying baby has made me sleepy and since there doesn't seem to be a flame war brewing, I'm going to bed. Thanks for the stimulating conversation all. Good Night.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Yin and yang... both serve a purpose. As far as the snowball, I'll buy the beer, and we'll take down satan once good and buzzed.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:23 am
Either way, I've got my snow boots on and some gloves. Whoever hits Satan in the a** with a snowball first gets the other to buy beer.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:21 am
to flag. The major problem I see is that the media is actively protecting criminals on one side of the aisle while attacking the other side. It requires much more research to find truth.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:20 am
I agree to not be blind to both sides. I like to think that the intentions of both parties are good at the core of their causes. However, too many (right and left) are on the take from lobbyists and special interests which is what has caused this economy
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Wow, thanks WTFO!!! I think this is a first! Checking the weather channel, I see that hell is a brisk 33 degrees (without windchill)
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:16 am
When you're taking heat for being too far right, I'll often draw fire away from you. But, I don't take sides.... I'm always open to both views. Not a fan of anyone with blinders on... you have to see all perspectives without prejudice.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:15 am
d*** skippy, agdaniele. I'm with you, bud.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:12 am
I feel another chorus of Kumbaya coming on. Can we form a circle and all hold hands now?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:11 am
I'm not for government control, but when the drug addicts, unemploye and welfare recipients abuse the system, something has to be done. It's taxpayer money that's covering their 'mistakes.'
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:07 am
Wow Agdaniele! And people call me a fascist. HtD - You darn smarty college kids. You're talking way beyond my scientific understanding.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:05 am
I have many liberal views, but for me, it's more about solutions. And when too many abuse the system, I'm as hard-core conservative as they come.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:04 am
Framing it as baby killing, and what not.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:04 am
would picture as an embryo.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:03 am
My biology professor gets mad when people refer to stem cells as embryonic. I wasn't paying full attention because it was one of his soapbox rants, but I'm pretty sure those cells are harvested in the morula-blastula stage. Hardly resembling what you
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:03 am
Trust me, Mark... my opinion of tying tubes is beyond a two-abortion rule. It should include anyone on any sort of govrnment-assisted income, as well as convicted drug users.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Just for the sake of discussion...Maybe a woman who gets more than two abortions should have her tubes tied automatically. Really....I'm not trolling for a fight. I just would like to hear some opinions.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
Heh heh... don't ask, don't tell, Mark.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:58 pm
I thought that most stem cell research and harvesting was done in the lab in petri dishes and that the cells used were going to be destroyed anyway.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:57 pm
Certainly not in place of birth control... but that does lead to a more radical, slippery slope of what to do with 'repeat offender' pregnancy.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
I agree with you HtD. Most Americans are in the middle, myself included. Unfortunately, we only hear from the far ends of left and right in our news.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
there should be the phrase "side effects" in that middle post. Sorry.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
Not just republicans. The majority of people are moderates. Obviously people lean towards a right/left, but that's a good thing. People that consider themselves to only lean in the same direction on all issues are dangerous/stupid.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:53 pm
I am not totally against abortion (ra**, inc***, and life endangerment are just reasons for the procedure). But it shouldn't be in place of birth control.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
be gaining significant ground with less side that result from embryonic stem cells.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
Reseach has shown that stem cells from the spinal cord have been as effective if not better than embryo stem cells. http://www.cbhd.org/resources/stemcells/mcconchie_2004-06-16.htm . I am not in support of embryo stem cells when adult stem cells appear to
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
I think most republicans tend to think for themselves. I had always considered myself independent and voted for the best candidate. When I finally realized that 99 percent of my votes were for Republicans, I decided that I was one too.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Oops! I meant Bill O'Reilly.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey! A little respect please. We in the party refer to him as Saint Rush. In Chicago we've even named an hospital after him.
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 11:41 pm
Don't feel bad Mark. Most true Republicans do (I'm one). At that point in ones life their own religious conviction should kick in and guide them...not a government entity
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:40 pm
That's good, though. It shows you aren't some kind of crazy Rush Limbaugh clone.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:29 pm
This is one of those red letter days. Porcelina has become a little more conservative and I've become a little more liberal. Yet another sign of the apocalypse.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm
Yes...I'm afraid so.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:24 pm
Mark, does that also make you a Pro stem cell research guy?
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:20 pm
OK...I'm back. What was I figurin' about? Oh yeah...the pro-life issue. That's where I tend to stray from the Republican platform. I am against partial birth abortion. I'm still torn on the issue of abortion in general. Sean? Are you still waiting?
Sean - April 5, 2009, 9:23 pm
Those who b**** the most about having to feed, educate, and then, eventually, incarcerate other people's kids, also tend to be "pro-life". Go figure. Serioulsy go! And while yer gone, do some figurin'. We'll wait.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
I think the baby is sad because it doesn't have any n******.
Porcelina - April 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
I'm getting so sick of these cliche stereotypes. You might as well be making racist remarks. Very immature.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 8:10 pm
I'm pro choice because I hate babies.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Looks like Barney Frank to me.
Smokey - March 3, 2009, 1:09 pm
Nah Rush Limbaugh.
Hector - February 14, 2009, 10:41 am
It looks like Karl Rove.


OVERALLS -


TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

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culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty d*** good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.


FIGARO - FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro FI..... GA....... ROOOOOOOO....


TAGS: squirrel opera figaro
Rating: 3.39/5

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Sean - July 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
Hey I admit it, I was fading at "FI......" and you nearly lost me entirely at "GA........", but then, d***! "ROOOOOOOO....." Sheer genius. And not a second too soon.
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:49 pm
L8TR Mo
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
Sprekinz of squirrel-Tang, I got some chick named Nik showing up here in a minute with burritos and beer! I'm out for the night! c ya Bone!!!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
we'll call it "Operation Squirrel-Tang"
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:40 pm
I guess will have to put that plan into maction this summer!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
Sweet! You could get rowdy to chase them lil bastards around her yard and into the house!!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:34 pm
Na, my habit is just "D's" and up...LMAO
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:33 pm
Just wondering if you were a janitor with a taxidermy habit...
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:32 pm
Na...she hates them, and I put peanuts on her patio all the time. That gets her going!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:31 pm
You got a squirrel army in the basement?
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:30 pm
I make squirrel posters and send them to her all the time!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:27 pm
Yeah? Sounds nuts!
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 7:25 pm
My neighbor was just over talking about the squirrel problem she has
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:23 pm
Bout d*** time! Here all this time I thought I might as well be singing in the shower, underwater....in a forest. four fi's! Took one off for being unsure aboot the copyright ect... Still like it though!


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


THE "BOX" -


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


operation market garden -




UNIFIED IN DRIVING -




GOING COMMANDO - Literally




MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


OK -


TAGS: conservatives liberals the truth
Rating: 3.2/5

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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
d*** liberals, they're so d*** conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest a**ured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


DESPERATION - When begging just wasn't enough




KANGAROO POWER - Little known fact about kangaroos: They have Telekenetic powers, see floating camera.




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TAGS: lol guns murder beratta gun pistol simple simplicity
Rating: 2.92/5

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Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
A .45 Long colt? That is your carry? May I ask what that ammo is in?
TheReverend - July 10, 2009, 4:49 pm
45 LC. Personally my choice for carry. A bit heavy but it stops 'em cold.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:01 am
I will not rate this one. It is a gun poster, thus I feel it s/b 5/5. However, a Beretta 90's series? Really? That s/b a 1/5. Should have been a Sig, HK, or at the very least a Glock. 9mm aren't as deadly as a .44 or even a .357.


OPERA GORILLA - will now sing for you from atop the back of eating gorilla!


TAGS: gorilla opera
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sean - November 18, 2008, 10:37 pm
-- was doing. Sorry Kevin. If I knew it had been done already, I'd not have posted mine not on my main computer at the moment). Bye.
Sean - November 18, 2008, 10:36 pm
Oops. I posted one today using this pic called "The Opera". I had no idea the same joke, more or less was made way way back in August, using the same pic. I only found this poster because I did a search on the word Opera, looking to see how mine was do
S.lo - August 11, 2008, 6:53 pm
figaro figaro fiiigarooooo!


KTHX, BYE. - Put in as a title for your convenience




GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

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TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veteransday thankyou military war
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 1:06 pm
And it would appear not enough world leaders have had to take that look...thank you to all the vets for all you have given for what we now have.


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